SOLANA CONTRACT · ALWAYS VERIFY THE FULL ADDRESS

BUY $AI
SOLANA · PUMP.FUN

ABSOLUTE INFIDELITY ($AI)

33 years of silicon. 3 secret girlfriends. Zero chill.

BUY $AI ON PUMP.FUN

FICTIONAL MEME LORE · UNOFFICIAL & UNAFFILIATED

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THE CATALYST

THE TIMELINE
WAS NOT
READY.

Silicon Valley gave us artificial intelligence.
The internet gave us this.

FICTIONAL MEME LORE

JUST IN: $AI has been reclassified from Artificial Intelligence to Absolute Infidelity.

Three GPUs. One leather jacket. Zero commitment to a roadmap. The HR department has left the chat.

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SATIRICAL MOCKUP · NOT A REAL POST OR NEWS REPORT

We scaled GPUs from 1 to 3. Then we scaled the memes from 1 to 3.
Moore's Law. Less common sense.

POWERED BY SOLANA100% MEME. 0% FIDELITY.ALL MEME. NO PROMISES.NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. OBVIOUSLY.
THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE. ALLEGEDLY.

TOKENOMICS.

PROPOSED SPECS · VERIFY ON-CHAIN
SUPPLY PARAMETERS
1,000,000,000Total Supply
1 billion tokens. 0% fidelity. There’s plenty of commitment to go around.
A BILLION REASONS TO TOUCH GRASS
SLI MULTI-MEME TECHNOLOGY
3×Meme Multiplier
1 leather jacket + 2 extra GPUs = peak compute. Diversification, apparently.
PARALLEL PROCESSING. PERSONAL CHAOS.
ZERO EXTRA BAGGAGE
0% / 0%Proposed Buy / Sell Tax
No relationship tax. No exit interview. Just you, the chart, and your decisions.
CONTRACT & LP STATUS: NOT YET VERIFIED

Leather jacket included in the lore. Not in the investment thesis.

THE NEXT CHAPTER

THE ROADMAP.

PROPOSED · NOT A PROMISE
  1. 01NOW

    BUILD THE LORE.

    The website, the clip, and the meme. The opening chapter is here.

  2. 02CA ADDED

    CHECK THE CONTRACT.

    The contract address and Pump.fun link are on this site. Match the full address and verify on-chain details before trading.

  3. 03AFTER LAUNCH

    LET THE MEMES RUN.

    Community remixes and more questionable lore. The next chapter belongs to the group chat.

A proposed community direction, not a commitment to listings, timelines, or returns.

NO PHD REQUIRED

LESS THINKING. MORE MEMEING.

YOUR THREE-STEP ONBOARDING
  1. 01

    GET A WALLET.

    Download Phantom or Solflare .
    Your keys. Your coins. Your questionable choices.

  2. 02

    LOAD UP ON SOL.

    Add a little SOL for your swap and network fees.
    The NVDA calls can stay out of this one.

  3. 03

    ENTER THE GROUP CHAT.

    Copy the contract address below, open Pump.fun, and match the full address before swapping SOL for $AI. Never send funds directly to the token address.

SOLANA CONTRACT · ALWAYS VERIFY THE FULL ADDRESS

YOUR GPU IS LOYAL. THE INTERNET ISN’T.

WELCOME TO THE $AI ERA.

LET’S MAKE BAD DECISIONS